UFO Odds Slashed....

This morning in my inbox there was an email from an old friend of mine who is of sober disposition and not one who would be prone to making outragious statements. He said. "Desperately reluctant to admit it, but 5 weeks ago I saw a fully paid-up UFO. All very odd, but awesome in a way. Whatever it was, and wherever it came from, it appeared to have nothing whatsoever to do with our civilization." This morning in the Scotsman I see that William Hill have slashed the odds on finding alien life to 100/1 after a rash of UFO sitings. They were at 500/1 and apparently the cut off for these bets is 'before Gordon Brown leaves No.10'. A sokesman for William Hill said. "We understand that sightings are going through the roof and we cannot ignore the fact that this could be an advance party." Let's just hope they dn't come through the roof....