'Man admits pizza assault'

That's the headline in today's Scotsman. It's not as you might first think a man admitting he attacked a Pizza. In fact, according to the paper, "William Allen, 38, of Crieff, was ordered to go to domestic violence classes after he admitted attacking his partner with a pizza. Perth Sheriff Court heard he threw the food at Catheriona Quinn during a row at their home on 14 April."

I tell you, it all happens in Scotland.